It looks chock full of high quality god fearing fun, if you are a young earth christian creationist that is. Catholics, Jews, Muslims, well pretty much anyone else you'd be better off taking your money elsewhere lest you get smited.
this picture is just hilarious http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1970009866/in/set-72157603091357751/
no venom before but thanks to the extensive eula god put on existance after Adam violated the terms and conditions the chemistry changed making the built in venom clause kick in. It's god's DRM.
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It sounds more like Venom was an easter egg, or perhaps only accessible on higher difficulty levels.
Maybe what Adam and Eve actually did was complete the first level on Easy, thus unlocking the harder sections? Well, obviously Adam did all the hard bits, while Eve got bored, and went off to read a magazine. With a family history like that, is it any shock that Cain TK'd Abel?
Apparently weeds were an unlockable as well http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1969191517/in/set-72157603091357751/
I don't think unlockables based on eating fruit are very challenging...
maybe it was on a high branch and you needed to double jump off a box that only appeared after hitting a button atop a mountain with a big exclamation mark on it.
I love this line to describe the museum "And you say, “Well, that’s all very nice. But it’s still just an enormous load of horseshit.â€"
OMG he's using some kind of FRUITHAK!
Is it wrong that I want to go there? It looks fantastic! Like a weird experiment is giving mental kids loads of cash.
Heres a particularly good one.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1969203517/in/set-72157603091357751/
As far as I can work out, this is pretty much saying "Evolution...yes, it happens", then claims that its all part of the big mystic plan by basically having God say "I meant to do that" when a pig and an elephant make sweet, sweet love to each other.
and one more
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1970035034/in/set-72157603091357751/
I'm sold...dragons (which exist in stories) are perfect proof that dinosaurs lived quite recently...
How can this be a museum?
Surely it should just be called a Lie-bury. Are they're people that actually beleive this stuff?
Oh yes there are people that really believe this shit that the bible is literal and the world is only 6000 years old. I think it's more common in the states than in europe since most of the cults over here see the special book as a metaphor rather than written by the big man himself and printed by the angel Gutenberg.
Most of them don't even read it in the correct language. Nor do they have any rules about reprints changing the meaning.
Which is further proof of their idiocy.
None of them take into account the fallability of humans.
Even if the bible should be taken literally and is all true, they make no allowance for translation and transcription errors.
Even DNA makes allowances for translation and transcription errors. It has built in redundancy to minimise fuck ups. Obviously this is just on a microscopic level. It doesn't take into account that the "paragraph" encodes for the gene that makes you think that following a 2000 year book as word for word truth is a good idea. Unfortunately DNA transcribes fuckwits just as successfully and sensible people...
Rob, is this Ted?
lets try again...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1969976132/
Also taking it literally has some fairly unpleasant connotations
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scalzi/1969192283/in/set-72157603091357751/